Mythraeum kylix

02/07/2026

Talking from experience 😂

30/06/2026

Loan app eh 😭😂😂😂😂😂

21/01/2026

oh chim 🗣️💓💓💓

25/11/2025

25/11/2025

A while ago, I watched this video of Peller.

He walked up to a lady who was sitting on her own jeje and guess what?? He asked her; “have you carried pregnant before?” meaning, have you been pregnant before? And the lady was like; “what is this question that you are asking me?” And the uncouth boy looked into the eyes of a grown woman who is by far not his agemate and said; “your tummy is big…”
The lady, embarrassed, stood up and walked away from the scene politely.

I would actually explain a lot to my kids that this young man is a “celebrity” and he has “fans” just for being uncouth, rudè and extremely disrespectful.

Seeing the kind of people we celebrate in this part of the world is a proof of why the police IG can boldly stand before a camera and tell you that they didn't arrêst any of the bandïts who went into a church, kpaied three people and abductëd 38 others because “they came willingly for a peace talk…”
The day you understand Naija is the day you become a superhuman.. —

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17/11/2025

The animal with the highest bite force is the *MR JOLLOF aka (Killer Whale)*, with an estimated bite force of around 19,000 pounds per square inch (PSI). This massive power allows them to crush prey like his wife, RATEl president in the person of Verydarkblackman , and even great white sharks ¹

Here are the top animals with the strongest bite forces:

*1. MR JOLLOF (Killer Whale) : 19,000 PSI
*2. Nile Crocodile*: 5,000 PSI
*3. Saltwater Crocodile*: 3,700-4,000 PSI
*4. Great White Shark*: 4,000 PSI

17/11/2025

No be small thing ooo
Mr jollof the hyena 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣