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Incredible, isn’t it? One day you’re sneaking out of third story windows of St. Winnifred’s School for Boys with good kn...
06/02/2026

Incredible, isn’t it? One day you’re sneaking out of third story windows of St. Winnifred’s School for Boys with good knees and tight skin and the next you’re holding up paint swatches to your face because you want to match the shade of purple under your eyes for your powder room and your lumbago is acting up. You try to assure yourself that the crushing weight of banality is all in your head but you just got a message that your new kitchen knife sharpener that you ordered from Amazon had its delivery delayed to tomorrow and you sit alone in the dark and wonder: is God dead? Did we kill him? Anyway. EVERYTHINGS FINE SALE ENDS TODAY. Get your stuff!

Hoping this finds you before I do,
Uri (Prince of Nigeria)

Alright Boneheads listen up! We pulled together some sweet stuff to give away including straws from , mugs from the , an...
06/01/2026

Alright Boneheads listen up! We pulled together some sweet stuff to give away including straws from , mugs from the , and hand carved figures from plus more. Who gets this sweet stuff? Anyone! It’s random. Like W***y Wonka— all you gotta do is buy my chocolate. How much time do you have left? Great questions. ONE MORE FREEKIN DAY. This crazy ridiculous sale ends TOMORROW. So if you’re still on the fence now’s the time to rip your jeans and skin your knees because my accountant informs me I can’t do this s**t again! 😃 So get to dancing. Doing great!

Objectively yours,
Uri 💋

Please Send Me Your Stuff: A One-Act Play. Some lucky boneheads will get some kickass goods from , the NAME in glass tik...
05/28/2026

Please Send Me Your Stuff: A One-Act Play.

Some lucky boneheads will get some kickass goods from , the NAME in glass tiki straws. No minimum to buy, it’s random! If you’ve already purchased you’re already entered BUT THE SALE IS STILL GOING STRONG. Everything’s cool! Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoo

🚨 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🚨 Because of your frankly ridiculous levels of support we’ve reached the milestone of some asinin...
05/26/2026

🚨 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🚨

Because of your frankly ridiculous levels of support we’ve reached the milestone of some asinine number I dreamed up last night! As such we’re gonna start giving s**t away! No minimum amount, just randomly giving people STUFF. What is this STUFF you ask?! Oh… you’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE!!!!

Ahem…but really, the sale’s still in full swing so get out there and DANCE! If you’ve already BOUGHT don’t you worry— you’re already eligible to potentially win FREE STUFF!

Peace and elbow grease, Uri

Sale starts a 12pm! Or if you’re doing military time: 12pm. But only on the east coast. If you re on the left coast it’s...
05/25/2026

Sale starts a 12pm! Or if you’re doing military time: 12pm. But only on the east coast. If you re on the left coast it’s 9am. I don’t know about those time zones in the middle of the country. Let’s get out there and dance! Doin great!

Wait… if it was $25 for a mai tai glass and now they’re $10… that’s more than 50% off, isn’t it? WHO CARES?! It’s my com...
05/23/2026

Wait… if it was $25 for a mai tai glass and now they’re $10… that’s more than 50% off, isn’t it? WHO CARES?! It’s my company, I’ll do whatever tf I want 😃

All Mai Tai Glasses are $10 starting THIS MONDAY while supplies last! We’re doin great people! Everything’s great!

Kisses! Uri

Hey boneheads! Everything’s fine. How fine is it? I’m gonna start GIVING cool stuff away! The trails at Camp Tikiwachee ...
05/22/2026

Hey boneheads! Everything’s fine. How fine is it? I’m gonna start GIVING cool stuff away!

The trails at Camp Tikiwachee can be treacherous. Always be prepared, campers. During the EVERYTHING’S FINE SALE, when you spend $99 you get the official Camp Tikiwachee Emergency Trail Rations flask. Spend $150? We’ll throw in the official Camp Tikiwachee collapsible cup! No code necessary. Spend that much and it’s automatically added to your cart for FREE.

Y’all, I cannot stress how limited this is. This is a big ol’ WHILE SUPPLIES LAST situation, so don’t dally campers. Oh, and that tiny bonehead? Nah, that’s not included. Don’t get greedy. Love you, campers! Everything’s great!

xoxo Uri

I’m fine! Everything’s fine! Everything is both chill and good. Are we bummed about not seeing all our campers this year...
05/21/2026

I’m fine! Everything’s fine! Everything is both chill and good. Are we bummed about not seeing all our campers this year? Obvs. We’re super bummed. So to make us feel a bit better we’re pushing our annual Hangover Sale up! Starting Memorial Day on Monday everything— I mean frickin’ EVERYTHING —on the site is on MASSIVE SALE. Get up to 50% off on all your favorites! No code necessary. Just shop til you drop and load up on all those swizzles you’ve been desperately wanting.

Hey Ohana,We'll cut to the chase - Bare Bones Tiki won't be at Hukilau this year, and neither will Camp Tikiwachee.This ...
05/20/2026

Hey Ohana,

We'll cut to the chase - Bare Bones Tiki won't be at Hukilau this year, and neither will Camp Tikiwachee.

This isn't what we wanted, and we're going to miss our beloved campers. 🏕️

Remember - summer never ends...it only sleeps.



**If you've signed up for classes, we were not collecting payment for them. If the organizers decide to cancel the classes, any refunds will come from Hukilau.**

Get in loser! We’re checking out that new BT-16. You have through the end of the day TODAY ONLY to pick up your all-new ...
05/04/2026

Get in loser! We’re checking out that new BT-16. You have through the end of the day TODAY ONLY to pick up your all-new Bone Troopers, Scout Troopers, and our beloved Storm Troopers.

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Fort Lauderdale, FL
33301, 33304-33306, 33308-33309, 33312-33313, 33315-33316, 33334, 33394

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