16/08/2018
Let us meet the cast of Burlesque Noir 2018, starting with one of our headliners. The Barron of the universe, Baawo Bee.
STORY OF THE BARON
The bastard son of the Queen Elizabeth and a Lion tamer of a circus. The long lost evil brother of Prince Charles.
The Baron was riced up by royal sheep and taught by cockney thieves of Finland. This more than awkwardly weird combination of luck and unfortunate made him to be a little bit more than a normal human. In the early state of his wonderlust years he joined a traveling vaudeville attraction Sirkus Tapaturma and soon figured out that he has rather supernatural abilities. His skin was able to take a lot more stress than normal healthy skin could. He got his body heavily tattooed and started pushing objects through his flesh, hanging on the flesh hooks and lifting heavy objects with his piercings.
Some years later this human marvel decided that he should go and meet up with his mother and brother dear. So off he went, all the way to his Mother Land.
God save the Queen, Oooh bullocks! Mother and brother dear were not exactly in a mood to meet up this carnival oddity. Well, to be more precise, The Baron never even got any further than palace gates when the guards stopped his journey. -F**k the Monarchy, I was build with anarchy- The Baron though and established his private freak show army Psycho Cyborgs.
The Mentality of Cyborgs was built in the way that they feel no pain. The Show was rated to be âthe most hard core freak show in the historyâ âBizarre Magazine-, they drilled through their arms and ran 50 000.V via the rod pierced through their cheeks and other inhuman demonstrations of power.
The Baron stayed with his private army for a few years, until he started to get quite enough of the seriousness and brutality. The Baron once again packed his travel trunk and went wondering around.
Wanna join the Circus? Wanna be the clown?
Well now that is an advert not to miss! The Baron got call from Luci Fire of Fire Tusk Pain Proof Circus. They were curious to know if The Baron wanted to join their gang of Clowns. As you can imagine, it didnât take much more than that phone call and The Baron was in the show biz again. This time with one of the most entertaining sideshow circuses within the Europe. âThe Best of Brighton Fringeâ âBrighton Fringe Magazine-. The Show was 2.5 hours of high power carnage of eight clowns, each with their own specialty skills. Knife throwers, motor cross bikes, beds of nails, heavy weights, Hanging of the hair, tons of fire, human dartboards, and lots of lots of comedy. Unfortunately this cavalcade of curiosity lasted only a few years from our noble manâs part. The Circus shut their doors when the Ring Mistress and The Tusk The Clown got multiplied.
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