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07/12/2023

5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 things Indian Movies teach us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
The most hilarious one...

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
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29/07/2023

Panther is feeling crazy.🥺😂

A form 3 student aliamua kupropose kwa
mwalimu wake wa English alikua mrembo
wacha,,, during class assignment gaidi
aliandika letter ,,akaiweka katikati ya kitabu ya
assignment...Alikuwa ameambia marafiki wake
hio story,,so kila mtu alikua anangoja kuona
reaction ya mwalimu wao,,akiwa home akimark
zile vitabu akaona ile letter,,,kesho yake alipeana
vitabu but hakurply ile letter,, akamwambia
amufuate stuffroom ,,marafiki wake
wakamshow ile vita atagongwa na walimu ni
Mungu tu,kitu ya kushangaza jamaa kufika
staffroom yule mwalimu....
Bundles zimeisha 😒,,

nitumie credo ya saf nibuy
bundles ndio niendeleze hii story
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29/07/2023

Kuna dem💁 alininyima hizo mizigo na akaniambia eti 😌 "Let's just be good friends👫." Lakini kila time😋😋 huwa ananipigia simu📞 akinieleza shida ndogo🌊 ndogo eti nimsaidie🙄.Sasa leo amenipigia simu mchana😜 akaniambia landlord amesema ikifika jioni kabla hajalipa rent😉 atamfungia mlango😪.Mimi nikamwambia anitumie number😛 ya landlord ili nimtumie pesa za rent😅😅.Si Mnajua mimi?🙂 Hehehee!😊 Nimempigia landlord😄nikamwambia nimesikia huyo msichana akisema 'atahama usiku na hatalipa rent🤗.'

Nikamu advice landlord aende haraka amwekee kufuli🏋🏋 ya pili kwa mlango yake kabla atoke job🗽.
Mrembo💁 amefika mtaani akashtuka😲😲 sana kupata kufuli mbili kwa mlango na akijaribu kupiga simu📞, landlord hachukui simu yake😵.

Huyo dem amenipigia😉 na akaniambia hana mahali pa kulala😕😕. Nikamwambia aje alale kwangu leo ili kesho nikilipwa pesa💸 za Chama nimlipie nyumba🌝.
Sasa😋 saa hii ako hapa kwangu anapika ugali tukule tukisubiri kesho ifike🙂🙂.
Hata kesho sioni nikimlipia nyumba😆😆 ndio ikuwe funzo🤓🤓kwake na wengine wenye tabia ya kutuweka friendzone na hii baridi yote😂😂😂.

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