29/09/2024
Every street has an Ẹgbọn adugbo. Oftentimes they grew up in the area and sometimes migrate to another hood to dominate.
If trouble comes from nowhere, Ẹgbọn adugbo is there to your rescue... Sometimes they're the trouble themselves.
Midlife crisis doesn't concern ẹgbọn, he's the crisis himself.
Those in bushy areas, if you see venomous snake in your compound and you scream for help, he's there to kpai it.
If tiff enter your house and you loud am, Ẹgbọn adugbo na first contact to give am "body heating" before Police or vigilante land. Sometimes ẹgbọn sef gangan na the CCTV of the area, dem no dey quick sleep... for 1am him eye go still clear like Halogen lamp, dey burn him "midnight candle" 🚬
Some Ẹgbọn adugbo are lone wolf while some have clan even with OPPs.
Some Ẹgbọn adugbo are the great grand children of few houses you see around. They survive on those properties cos that's their only inheritance.
Ẹgbọn adugbo might not ask anything from you for a whole year, but once it's Sallah, Christmas or New year eve, and he ask you "baba Oo, mama Oo... Ẹ fun wa n'kan Ọdun, ko ni bajẹ... 🙌🏾twaleyyy!!"...Oya ẹ filẹ fun!!
Be kind enough to tip him.
In street party/carnival ẹgbọn uses bottle to open bottles or he uses teeth to open multiple bottles, he needs no bottle opener.
Ẹgbọn adugbo knows a lot of things you don't. He has one useful gist or the other and he has connections in the neighbouring streets.
Don't underestimate Ẹgbọn oO...
Once an Ẹgbọn adugbo, always an Ẹgbọn adugbo.
