Twains Vineyard

05/02/2026

Come see me, Kenny and Cheryl at the Strawberry Festival May 16 in Caledonia.
We are bringing a wide selection of our Sweet Ozark Mountain Fruit Wines.
Hope to see you there.

04/16/2026

03/26/2026

The Booth for Twain’s Vineyard will be at the Caledonia Tasty Cracker Crawl Saturday April 11 from 10AM til 5PM

10/18/2025

Our wine is still available!!!
Text 573-380-1900 to place orders and schedule pick ups

07/30/2025

Reminder
TWAINS VINEYARD
closed to the public
After August 30!!!!

06/24/2025

Twain’s Vineyard is closing!!!
We are retiring AGAIN!!!
Friday & Saturday of Labor Day Weekend (Aug 29 & 30) will be the last 2 days for sales at our Winery location.
There will be a Retirement #2 Celebration Saturday August 30.
Further details to come

03/16/2025

I AM HUMBLED!!!!

Friday 3/14 at approximately 2 PM a customer came in and said “Your woods are on Fire”
When I ran out I could see flames deep in the draw coming our way. I told Renee to call 911.
I started searching for hoses and finally strung enough together to reach the edge of the flames that came racing toward us pushed by the extremely high winds.
Our local volunteer fire fighters came as soon as they could and stared clearing a break line.
An hour or so later the Forest Service arrived with about 6 or 8 more people and a bulldozer.
All of these people, mostly unknown to me were so amazing. They ran into the choking smoke armed with rakes and leaf blowers, no respirators, little protective clothing or gear. Our local hero’s were in street clothes, some even wearing short sleeves. The heat, wind, smoke and flames were intense and definitely a threat to life, bare skin and hair was being scorched but these warriors battled on.
After hours of intense struggles they gained control and confinement. I offered them food and beverages which some accepted. Most were stowing their tools and gear in a rush to get to other area fires, of which there were many.
Don’t be worried by the state of humanity in our modern times. We may have petty differences in beliefs and politics but there are people like those that came to help walking among us undetected. They are silently prepared to swing into unselfish action just to help a stranger. I don’t know what pushes these people to spring into action when they do but I thank the Lord that he has placed them among us.
I publicly thank these Arc Angels and hope I can pay their compassion and efforts forward.

Thank you all again
Dan Hopper

10/17/2024

A new contractor showed up at the winery today.
Looks like he is trying to DIG up some business.
Don’t forget the adult costume contest Saturday October 26.
Judging starts at 7PM and prizes will be awarded at 8PM.
First - $100
Second - $50
Third - $25

10/10/2024

The Ice King has arrived and is calling all Ghouls, Goblins, and creatures of the night to Twain’s Vineyard.
Plan to visit them on Slaughterhouse Road October 26 for the “All Hallows Adult Costume Party”
$100 First Place
$50 Second Place
$25 Third Place

IF YOU HAVE THE NERVE !!!!!!

09/22/2024

4th annual Halloween Costume Contest
October 26, 2024 Cash Prizes Awarded