Clintonia Eagle Theater

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The hardest thing to restart isn’t a projector. It’s a habit.Our screens are dark right now. And while we work on reopen...
02/27/2026

The hardest thing to restart isn’t a projector. It’s a habit.

Our screens are dark right now. And while we work on reopening, I keep thinking about what really brings a theater back to life.

It’s not the building.

It’s not the equipment.

It’s the habit of going.

There’s a film coming in March called Project Hail Mary starring Ryan Gosling. It’s big-screen science fiction. Not a sequel. Not a superhero installment. A smart, original-feeling story with a lot of early buzz.

If we want theaters — ours included — to come back strong, movies like this need to succeed on the big screen.

We’ve seen what happens when the right movie hits at the right moment. Barbie and Oppenheimer didn’t just sell tickets. They turned going to the movies into an event again.

Maybe this can be another one of those moments.

So here’s our small request.

Go see Project Hail Mary in a theater. Any theater. Support the experience.

Save your receipt.

If and when we reopen, bring proof that you saw it, and your popcorn is on us.

Not because popcorn changes the world.

But because habits do.

When the movie opens, we’ll host a discussion thread right here so we can talk about it together — like we used to in the lobby.

Because movie culture doesn’t live on a couch.

It lives in a room.

Dinner and a movie looks a little different this year... We're still working hard behind the scenes to try to be back lo...
02/14/2026

Dinner and a movie looks a little different this year...

We're still working hard behind the scenes to try to be back long before next Valentine's Day! 🤞❤️😘

Are we going to reopen?Too soon to tell. NEW! All that we can share today is that an offer has been submitted for one of...
01/31/2026

Are we going to reopen?

Too soon to tell.

NEW! All that we can share today is that an offer has been submitted for one of the locations that would involve refurbishing and update the theater and leasing it back to a successor operating company.

Gift cards bought in 2025 and all loyalty points would be honored. Popcorn buckets, too. Any 2025 buckets get an extra three months. Any 2026 buckets already sold get an 18 month lease on life

If that offer is accepted, we will negotiate a lease, and these agreements will be a template for the other two theaters, and that will kick off a lot of activity in a very compressed time.

In short...

Imagine a giant puzzle. We have the corner pieces, and if we can get the pieces with a straight edge framed. we can talk details and ex*****on.
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In the meantime...

To rent the theater back to us, the investor will insist that a minimum of 1,500 per theater commit to seeing a movie a month.

And by "movie," we are talking about first run movies, binge events, classic films, mystery movies, and non-movie events, such as comedy shows, live music, or karaoke.

If you commit to coming out once a month, we will add another 80 or so events per year.

Today is not the day to ask for money. Today is the day to make a promise.

If we get to the next stage, we will ask for a refundable deposit towards the purchase of a six month or 12-month movie subscription.

This is a snowball. We are at the top of the hill and preparing to pushing it and becoming a snowperson at the bottom of the hill. Success looks like a slow start and a rapid acceleration.

No promises. You said you wanted to see your theater reopened and we don't give up easily.

If you haven't taken the survey yet, this is the absolutely essential next step: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/R2PLKXX

Thinking about a movie this weekend?A few of us caught Greenland 2 last night over in a larger market—gotta keep the mov...
01/22/2026

Thinking about a movie this weekend?

A few of us caught Greenland 2 last night over in a larger market—gotta keep the moviegoing habit limber during our intermission. I can give you a couple of reasons why this movie is worth getting off the couch, but I’m not going to pretend this is a four-quadrant, must-see blockbuster.

That’s actually part of the appeal. This is a solid, grown-up moviegoing choice—the kind of movie people talk about on the way to the car.

Quick take: Greenland 2 continues a global survival story with real stakes, recognizable people, and a pace that trusts the audience. Gerard Butler has quietly become the most dependable, workmanlike leading man in action movies that ask a simple question: what does a decent person do when everything starts to go sideways? His recent run—Olympus Has Fallen (2013), Greenland (2020), Plane (2023)—has been consistently watchable, and this fits right into that lane. It’s also the kind of film where the theater gets quiet in the last act—not because it’s loud, but because people are paying attention.

There’s also a genre reason to show up. Depending on when you came of age, your touchstones might be Planet of the Apes (1968), The Terminator (1984), 28 Days Later (2002), WALL-E (2008), or more recently, Greenland (2020). This sequel lives in that human-scale lineage.

There’s a lot of work happening right now at all three Eagle theaters. The prospects for reopening are more than a wing and a prayer—they’re more like a giant jigsaw puzzle where the corner pieces are already set. No promise of outcome yet, but a total promise of effort.

If you’re interested in your Eagle theaters reopening, the most concrete way to help is simple: take the survey and commit to seeing an average of one movie a month if we can get through this.

We’ll pin the survey link in the comments shortly.

Do yiu have a favorite post-alocalyose film? Tell us about it.

—Eric

PS— Daughter and Regional Manager Kelsa Bowen has insisted that I shorten posts. She’s probably right. 😎

01/17/2026

I’ve been quieter than usual here for about a week, and I wanted to acknowledge that.

Efforts to reopen three theater continue hang on to your Annual Buckets Dont trade them in 🙂

The short version is that a lot of work has been happening off-line—calls, documents, meetings, and coordination with people who want to see a future for these theaters and the communities of Robinson, Clinton, and Streator

There are moments when the most responsible thing to do is focus on the work rather than narrate it in real time.

I expect to be able to share a clearer update by end of next week. Thanks for the patience—and for the steady encouragement.

—Eric Gubelman

“I want it to be real.”So said Paige, one of our managers, when I asked her if the outpouring of support in the last six...
01/10/2026

“I want it to be real.”

So said Paige, one of our managers, when I asked her if the outpouring of support in the last six days was something bankable and different.

The Eagle team is feeling a bit like the alleged hypochondriac who died and had this inscription on his tombstone: “I told you I was sick.”

Here’s where we are and what’s next—and insert apology here, because it takes me at least 750 words to make a point. Twitter and social media have not been kind to those of us trained to engage in paragraphs rather than hot takes.

This morning we passed 4,500 people who said via survey they would commit to seeing a movie a month at one of our three theaters.

That was our goal to continue the fight to reopen—and this is us doing just that.

If you haven’t yet and want to be part of this next step, please take the survey.

It’s how we test whether this support is real—and whether it changes what happens next.

(The link is at the end of this post.)

Imagine a quest with six or seven gates, each guarded by poisonous plants, alligators, and Greek choruses of pessimism and snark.

The latter take a perverse pleasure in sharing their absolute certainty that (pick one or more):

A. Good movies are not to be had
B. We are tiresome wankers
C. Movies are best consumed on a couch in front of a phone or a big-screen TV
D. The price of concessions should be capped at the retail price of Walmart

So what is Gate 2?

Gate 2 is whether this enthusiasm represents a real, behavior-changing commitment—or just a beautiful goodbye.

Tonight, we will send an email to the people who answered the survey to separate signal from noise—or, less elegantly, to see what’s s**t and what’s shinola.

There is national data from Cinemark that estimates how many more movies people attend in a year when they have a financial stake in seeing one movie a month.

If you were investing in real estate to lease a theater to a bunch of crazy optimist community and movie nerds, you would want to know that, right?

Have we simply assembled all the movie fans who already see twelve movies a year and are ready to make it official? Or has this wide net been a wake-up call to people who only see a few films a year but are now ready to get back into the habit? Or—most likely—both?

In a few days, we will have some self-reported estimates of how a subscription would change behavior. That matters. A lot.

Here’s the simple version:

We hit the interest goal.
Now we need to test whether interest turns into changed behavior.
That test determines whether the next gates even exist.

If we get past Gate 2, then Gate 3 and Gate 4 arrive at the same time:

(1) we will make a contingent offer to buy back the theater real estate; and

(2) we will actively work to turn survey enthusiasm into refundable deposits.

You’re getting this level of detail not to make your eyes glaze over.

We need you to understand that this is a serious effort to get Dudley Do-Right to rescue Nell from the tracks at the eleventh hour.

Six days ago, you put some wind in deflated sails. If this turns out to have been a fond farewell as the theaters shuck off their mortal coil, we’ll accept that. But we don’t want to spend the next five years pushing a rock up a hill—and we also don’t want to leave any honest effort on the field.

Clear eyes. Full heart. Can’t lose.

Let’s test reality to see what it really is. We already care deeply—this is not a lack-of-heart problem. And “can’t lose” doesn’t mean we succeed in a business sense; it means we will not be hollowed out by fear or cynicism.

What do you think?

—Eric Gubelman

PS — If you’re not hollowed out, if you have full hearts, and if you want to see your theater reopen, commit—on paper—to seeing a movie a month. Take the survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/R2PLKXX

PSS — We angered the algorithm by including that link. If you want this to spread, comments, thumbs, hearts, and shares help.

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CAPTION: Movies make memories, and theaters build community. Here are a few examples to remind you.

What a great idea!Not sure im brave enough for mountain oysters tho. They raste like chicken? Right?This is the tyoe of ...
01/10/2026

What a great idea!

Not sure im brave enough for mountain oysters tho. They raste like chicken? Right?

This is the tyoe of event that irural America shines with.

You going?



PS. We want to be open to be oart if YOUR night out. If you want to be part of a comeback, can you cimmit to seeing a movie a month? https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/R2PJ5LQ

01/10/2026

Let’s try something new…

While the theater’s dark, the community doesn’t have to be.

If you’re a restaurant running a special, a bar hosting trivia, a gym doing pickup basketball, a church hosting a fish fry, a VFW with bingo, a band playing on a Friday night—or honestly anything that gets people out of the house and together—

👉 Tell us.

We’ll help spread the word.
No charge. No catch. No algorithm games.

This town works better when we show up for each other.

Dinner turns into conversation.

A game turns into a habit.

A movie turns into a night out again.

📩 Message this page

Are There Still 12 Movies a Year Worth Seeing?A number of you have said—kindly and sincerely—that you want to help us re...
01/08/2026

Are There Still 12 Movies a Year Worth Seeing?

A number of you have said—kindly and sincerely—that you want to help us reopen the theater when the time comes. And since we’re closed right now, this is exactly the moment to have an honest conversation about what that actually takes—not a nostalgic one, not a marketing one, but a clear-eyed one.

The conventional wisdom goes something like this. Hollywood doesn’t make good movies anymore. Everything is either a bloated franchise, a kids’ movie, or a three-hour CGI endurance test. People repeat it so often online that it starts to feel like settled fact.

Let’s slow that down and actually test it.

Take the year 2025. If you pull out the top 20 films, each of which grossed over $100 million domestically, those juggernauts alone account for roughly 35% of the entire domestic box office.

That’s the feast part of today’s feast-and-famine model—huge movies consuming a disproportionate share of tickets sold.

So let’s set those aside for a moment.

But before we do, it’s worth saying this out loud: the blockbuster list is not just capes, cartoons, and empty spectacle. Sitting squarely in that realm is “Wicked: For Good,” a sequel, yes—but also a serious musical reimagining of Oz that treats performance and craft as seriously as scale. If you say you don’t like horror as a genre, it’s still an honest question how you resist “Sinners,” which broke through precisely because it used horror as a delivery system for character, dread, and moral pressure rather than cheap shocks. Then there’s “F1,” which did nearly $190 million at the box office on the strength of an original story, star power, and real, seat-tightening tension. And maybe kids’ movies aren’t your thing—but even then, it’s hard to deny the charm and intelligence of “Zootopia.”

But fine.

Let’s knock out all twenty of the blockbusters anyway. Even the good ones.

What’s left isn’t twelve movies.

What’s left is dozens.

In a typical year, a theater of our size doesn’t program just the top 20 titles. Beyond those, there are probably another 60 films that cycle through our screens—middle-budget dramas, thrillers, genre films, comedies, and oddballs that never dominate the conversation but absolutely reward an audience that shows up.

What follows isn’t all of them.

It’s twelve that illustrate the point: lots of high-quality movies, plus a few guilty pleasures, that make the idea of a movie-a-month not just plausible, but realistic.



The Guilty Pleasures

Almost all of these films are well-reviewed. And then there are a couple we’re just going to have to call guilty pleasures—movies I liked for reasons that made sense to me, even if critics weren’t on board.

“Flight Risk” sits at 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. I get it. This is not a subtle movie. But I thought it was a tight thriller, and I was on the edge of my seat for most of its runtime. Not every movie needs to be a graduate seminar. Some just need to keep you leaning forward.

Then there’s “Anaconda,” which landed at 52%. Barely a passing grade in critic land. But I could watch Jack Black read the phone book and be reasonably well entertained. Sometimes charm counts. Sometimes energy counts. Sometimes a movie knows exactly what it is.

Those are the outliers.

The rest of the list is solid by any reasonable measure.



The 12 “Little Gems” (Rating + Quick Synopsis)

• “One Battle After Another” — 95%
A high-energy action drama built around cycles of violence and moral exhaustion. It balances spectacle with adult themes—propulsive without being dumb, serious without being self-important.

• “28 Years Later” — 89%
A tense return to a world shaped by catastrophe. Less about jump scares than endurance and moral compromise—horror used as a pressure chamber for people and choices.

• “Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale” — 91%
A satisfying farewell that understands its audience and doesn’t overstay its welcome. Comforting, yes—but made with craft and affection rather than cynical fan service.

• “Complete Unknown” — 82%
A quiet, character-driven drama that rewards patience. Anchored by performance rather than plot mechanics, the kind of movie that benefits from being seen without distractions.

• “The Amateur” — 62%
A lean spy thriller with rough edges. Not everything lands, but the central premise—an ordinary person pulled into extraordinary circumstances—carries enough tension to justify the ride.

• “The Running Man” — 87%
A sharp reimagining that leans into satire as much as action. Fast, smart, and socially aware without turning into a lecture—genre with teeth.

• “Roofman” — 87%
A true-crime drama that avoids sensationalism. More interested in psychology than spectacle, building tension through character and consequence.

• “Black Bag” — 96%
A sleek, adult spy thriller that trusts the audience to keep up. Stylish without being empty, and one of the rare espionage films that values intelligence as much as action.

• “Now You See Me: Now You Don’t” — 60%
A glossy, entertaining caper that most people probably didn’t hear much about. Just for fun, take a look at the image above. I’m pretty confident the vast majority of our customers—people who like ensemble casts, smart pacing, and a fun night out—would have enjoyed it. It didn’t dominate the culture. It didn’t need to.

• “Flight Risk” — 29%
A stripped-down thriller that does exactly what it promises: tension, tight pacing, and forward motion. Critics weren’t buying. I was.

• “Anaconda” — 52%
A creature-feature that knows it’s here to entertain, not win awards. Messy fun with a cast that makes the ride go down easy.

(Yes, I’m counting the guilty pleasures. Real moviegoing always has.)



The Point of All This

That’s the part we’re actually in danger of losing. Not because the movies don’t exist—they clearly do—but because we’re out of practice with the moviegoing habit itself. We’ve trained ourselves to treat films as background noise rather than shared experience.

Habits don’t disappear all at once.

They erode. And once they’re gone, it’s easy to mistake that absence for proof that the thing itself no longer mattered.

Sometimes things get repeated so often on social media that people start treating them as true rather than just widespread. If we don’t challenge that narrative with an honest accounting, we’re implicitly saying we prefer to be a nation of channel-flippers—alone on our couches—rather than a communal audience of neighbors laughing, gasping, and sitting together in a darkened room, living a couple of hours of life together.

If this ran longer than most posts you scroll past, that’s intentional.

Take the survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/R2PLKXX

We know we’re closed right now. We know reopening takes more than nostalgia.

But if you said you want to help, this is the case for how to do it—and why there are plenty of movies that will hold your attention.

Moviegoing culture doesn’t come back with one perfect film.

It comes back with twelve pretty good ones—and people willing to show up for them.

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