10/12/2026
🏕️🥨 THE LEGEND OF JASON’S CRYSTAL LAKE KILLER PRETZEL
They say Jason Voorhees never leaves Crystal Lake.
But apparently, nobody told him about the snack bar at the Blue Moon Drive-In.
It started after closing one night. The parking lot was empty, the projectors were off, and I was getting ready to lock up when I heard something dragging across the lobby floor.
Scrape.
Step.
Scrape.
Step.
There he stood outside the snack bar—a hockey mask, a machete, and absolutely no respect for our operating hours.
I figured this was probably a bad time to tell him we were closed.
Jason walked up to the counter and pointed at a warm soft pretzel. I handed it over plain.
He looked down at it.
Then back at me.
Then down at the machete.
“Okay,” I said. “You want toppings.”
I brushed it with garlic butter, piled on mozzarella, and added a generous sprinkle of Parmesan. A few minutes later, the cheese was melted, the edges were golden, and the whole snack bar smelled good enough to bring somebody back from the bottom of a lake.
Jason reached for it.
“Hold on. You need your marinara dipping sauce.”
He stopped.
For a guy who’s usually pretty impatient with people, he seemed willing to wait for that part.
He took the pretzel, gave me one slow nod, and disappeared into the darkness.
The next morning, I found a message scratched into the projection room door:
SAVE ME ONE.
So now we do.
🥨 JASON’S CRYSTAL LAKE KILLER PRETZEL
A warm soft pretzel brushed with garlic butter, topped with melted mozzarella and Parmesan, and served with marinara dipping sauce.
Available in the snack bar during Slasher Nights at the Blue Moon Drive-In Theatre in Gu-Win, Alabama.
Order your own. Jason doesn’t strike me as the sharing type. 🔪
🎬 SLASHER NIGHTS START FRIDAY ON THE FRONT SCREEN:
October 16th & 17th:
7:15 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987), followed by Trick ’r Treat (2007) at 8:45.
October 23rd & 24th:
7:15 - Halloween (1978), followed by Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) at 8:45.
Resident Evil (2026) is confirmed for the back screen, starting at 7:15 PM both weeksends
Watch for Leatherface, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, and Art the Clown roaming the lot!
⚠️ Slasher Nights is an interactive event—not for the faint of heart! The front screen will have movie interruptions, loud chainsaws, staged slasher attacks, screaming, and unexpected scares. If that experience isn’t for you, PLEASE DO NOT ATTEND.
🎟️ Advance tickets are NOW AVAILABLE! Link in the comments. Advance tickets guarantee entry; parking is first come, first served.
Come hungry. Bring a friend. Keep an eye on who’s following you to the snack bar. 👀
