10/23/2026
Who knew the hottest romance of the year would involve this much wood?
Olivia Colman falls in love with Alexander Skarsgard. The catch? He’s entirely made of wicker. Apparently he’s great in bed, emotionally available, and always hard.
Jokes aside, wicker is sitting pretty at 92% on rotten tomatoes and critics are loving this gloriously filthy, completely unhinged romance.
Now playing at Cinelounge.